Total Medals Earned: 2,134 (From 331 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,205 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (400/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Medals Earned: 3/16 (25/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Lose Wilson too early.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/330 points)
-1 Life!
Unwrap an Empty Present
Unwrap a Rare Present
Complete the Impossible Quizmas
Collect all 45 Quizmas Presents
Medals Earned: 5/11 (70/140 points)
Medals Earned: 8/9 (275/375 points)
Pass 5 levels
Pass 15 levels
Pass 10 levels
Pass half of the levels
Pass 25 levels
Pass 35 levels
Pass 30 levels
Complete the game
Pass the secret level
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Complete all 6 endings
Complete any 1 ending
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/40 points)
Fend off one enemy with the crate
Beat the game on easy difficulty
Beat the game on normal difficulty
Medals Earned: 15/15 (450/450 points)
Play with a friend.
Obtains 5 points.
Obtains 8 points.
Click the book.
Tie the game 10 times.
Buy the coins.
Buy the gift.
Lose the game 15 times.
Obtains 15 points.
Buy the ball.
Buy the x.
Buy the chest.
Buy the stone.
Buy the cannon.
Buy the potion.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Finish the Tadpole stage!
Check the Credits Page!
Clear the Lizard stage!
Clear the Dinosaur stage!
Clear the game!
Medals Earned: 19/20 (495/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Find the hidden button