Total Medals Earned: 2,134 (From 331 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,205 Points
Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/805 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/8 (200/400 points)
Completed 5 levels
Kill 50 rats
Kill 10 rats in the fire
Completed 20 levels
2 Weeks Ago
Destroyed 10 kind rats
Drown 15 rats
Completed the whole game
Medals Earned: 5/5 (155/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/65 points)
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Set Darcy on fire.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/35 points)
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!